Happy Easter!

Hope everyone's making the most of the double weekend (if you get it off, anyway). I've decided to celebrate by posting a few of my many sketches created during the process of writing The Two Empires. Please immediately lower any expectations you may have: these might be the ones I'm most pleased with, but the point remains that much as I'd love to be able to, I can't draw for toffee. Oh, and if you haven't got around to reading it yet, be warned that there may well be spoilers ahead.

With that said, here's my map of Dianthus, Krakenbar and surrounding lands:

This is actually just the most recent of a series of attempts as producing the map (it's still several years old). It's interesting to look back at earlier iterations to see how the geography came together. This is really just an overview of key locations - there's plenty more that could be added, and what's there might not be entirely accurate - but hopefully it should give you some idea of how everything fits together.

Next up, here's a sketch of the skyship Midnight Blade. Fairly pleased with how this turned out. Again, this is several years old. That's not to say that what I could produce today would be any better.

And next is 'The Island Base of the Accolytes of Maar' (you wouldn't believe how hard autocorrect and spellcheck have tried to teach me the the correct spelling of the word 'Acolyte'; I still always think it needs an extra c).

And finally, here's everyone's favourite gnome bard, the one and only Trinkertip, looking as stylish as ever. I'm genuinely expecting a call from Christian Dior once this gets out. This is the most recent one of the bunch - probably last year I think?

I've put together a gallery here. Who knows, maybe I'll add some more stuff later? Maybe I'll even be able to draw something decent one day (maybe not).

Update 13/04/2014

Just a brief update now to let you know how things are going with the mysterious Book 2.

So how are things going? Good, actually. Managed to get the first half of Chapter 18 down on paper (or pixels, whatever). That will be the seventh chapter of the year so far. The plan is for Book 2 to have 25 chapters in total, plus prologue and epilogue, so at this point the end is very much in sight, albeit several month off at best. (And by 'end' I mean the completion of the first draft, not including any of the many rewrites and beta testing - so, not really the end at all, I guess.)

I am however intending to properly announce the title of the book, and reveal a synopsis, once the first draft is complete. So if you're anxiously awaiting a sequel, there's something to look forward to.

The good progress this year is in large part a side-effect of having the first book out. It's unimaginably motivating to have people actually reading it and saying they enjoyed it. So, if that's you, thanks.

The other news this week, in case you missed it, is the blog post I published on Friday all about Finnish design. If you think that might be something that interests you, take a look. 

Finnish Design

My previous post about Finland turned out to be surprisingly popular. It was picked up by the Finnish tourist board's Twitter account, and is still one of the most visited pages on the site with a regular trickle of visitors, from Finland and around the world. In light of that it seems like a good idea to write something else about the place. There are a few topics I could have chosen, but in the end I decided on design.

It should probably be said at the outset that I'm no expert on art, architecture, design or anything like that. I'm sure there is much more knowledgeable writing about this available, if you want it. But during my visits to Finland I've come across many examples of what I consider to be good design, and that's what I want to share with you - an outsider's view on Finnish design, if you like.

Probably a good place to start is with Alvar Aalto, who seems to be pretty much a 20th century Nordic Leonardo da Vinci. He was, among other things, an architect, with a very distinctive style. He designed a great many buildings in Jyväskylä, particularly in the university, and indeed all around the world, but probably his most famous is Finlandiatalo in Helsinki.

Just being an iconic architect wasn't enough for him, though. He also decided to turn his hard to furniture making, along with his wife Aino Aalto. Have you ever seen any of his pieces? Well, if you've ever gone into an Apple Store then you'll have seen his High Stool 64. The Paimio Chair is also pretty recognisable.

And then, because achieving world renown in two fields was too easy, Aalto dabbled in a bit of glassware too. One of his most successful creations is this vase.

One other thing ought to be said about Aalto's buildings, though. Several of them on the Jyväskylä University campus suffer from what's known as Bad Air.  No-one seems entirely clear what this is all about, but it seems to be a peculiarly Finnish problem that afflicts buildings throughout the country and manifests itself through headaches and nausea. It may be something to do with mould developing in the Finnish climate. My own, completely uninformed, opinion is that this is a consequence of the Finns having grown up in a place with absurdly good air quality. In Britain, for example, we're well used to breathing pollution, so no-one notices a bit of mould here and there.

So that's Alvar Aalto. Next, there's Marimekko. This is a modern design brand with shops across Finland. They primarily produce a range of fabric designs in bright colours, like the poppy-based Unikko. It's a bit like the Finnish equivalent of Liberty Print. Here's a Unikko oven glove.

And here's a Unikko mug (yes, I do quite like this design, how did you guess?)

Another well-known Finnish brand is Iitala, who produce glassware. Of course, our friend Aalto worked for them in his time too. They have a certain range of glass bowls, which you'll find in virtually every Finnish household. And mine, naturally.

There's also Arabia, who specialise in ceramics. Here's a nice cup and saucer:

Photo by Richard Spoun

So, all this arty stuff's very nice, but what about something more practical? A design that saves us time? Well, look no further than the Finnish Dish Drying Cupboard, invented by the Finnish Association for Work Efficiency. If you're feeling lazy, drip drying is an easy way to deal with the dishes, but then you still have to put the stuff away. Who's got time for that? Well, why not put a drying rack in a cupboard over the sink? I can't see why it hasn't taken off outside Finland.

Photo by Richard Spoun, genius by Finland

I hope you found this brief trip around Finnish design interesting. If unlike me you know what you're talking about, you can always put me right in the comments. Or, if you're looking for something to do, you can always read my book, or you might like to check out my other articles about Finland here.

 

Bananaweizen: how to make German banana beer

Hang on, don't go just yet, it's actually far nicer than it sounds!

This is something I was introduced to last time I was in Berlin. Apparently it's quite popular in Germany. I've never seen anything like it in this country, and so after spending Saturday night in a German beerhall in London (complete with oompah band) I felt like trying to make some of my own. So, here's how I did it, in case you want to try; you can probably find better recipes elsewhere, from people who actually know what they're doing, but this one turned out to taste pretty good in my opinion.

First what you need is a German wheat beer (Weißbier). If you haven't tried one before then you should certainly try a couple unadulterated first. It's very different from what we think of as lager. You should be able to find one fairly easily, anywhere with a half-decent range of beers.

One German Weißbier

One German Weißbier

More difficult to come by is the other ingredient: banana juice. I've no idea how you actually juice a banana, but if you do then let me know. I tried to buy some at the supermarket, and despite the dozens of obscure berry juices on offer was unable to find any pure banana juice. However, I was able to find something on the Polish aisle that was at least mostly banana juice, which I reasoned was better than nothing.

One bottle of banana/apple/peach juice

One bottle of banana/apple/peach juice

That's the hard part. When you've got the ingredients, simply fill a glass 3/4 full with Weißbier and then top up with banana juice.

Bananaweizen!

Bananaweizen!

Don't let the colour put you off. Just give it a try and enjoy!

And if you do enjoy it, maybe you might be interested in my books

More press coverage!

Really pleased with this piece in my local newspaper, the Bury Free Press:

With the paperbacks out I wanted to give some to my old schools for the library. Mrs Neale was able to arrange for the BFP to take a photo of the handover and run a story on it. It's great publicity for me and managed to get a mention of my firm in there too. Hopefully a few people might see this and be tempted to buy a copy!

I know there's been a bit of a gap since the last post on here, but despite the prevailing wisdom of blogging-gurus I'd rather just post when I've actually got something to say rather than just dropping vacuous updates for the sake of it. I'm currently working on a couple of longer articles that I think might be interesting, and of course I'm still hard at work on Book 2! Watch this space for more details soon.

Press Release

Bury St Edmunds based writer Jack Burroughs’s first novel The Two Empires has now been released in a paperback edition.

The new edition follows the release of the ebook edition in December, which has been well received by readers and is highly rated on Amazon. The first ten chapters are free to download from the book’s website.

 Jack started writing the book around 2006 while attending County Upper School in Bury St Edmunds and has been working on it ever since.

The Two Empires is the first of The Malkovari War, a five part series of fantasy adventure novels.

 “It’s great to see people enjoying the book and recommending it,” says Jack. “People of all ages have been reading it. Hopefully word will spread so I can reach a wider audience.”

You can contact Jack at jack@malkovari.com.

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Now available in paperback!

The time is finally here: The Two Empires is now available in paperback!

It's a book!

It's a book!

Yes, you can now get your hands on a real genuine solid hard copy of my book, if you want to. Visit Amazon to purchase the new paperback edition!

This is an extremely surreal moment for me. It was crazy enough to see my own novel listed on Amazon and to read it as an ebook on my iPad. To actually have the book itself in my hands is pretty mindblowing, actually. It's published by Createspace, who are part of Amazon, and it has come out really beautifully. The cover is gorgeous with rich matte colours, and the pages feel like real quality. I'm no expert in book design, but I certainly can't fault it.

It's been wonderful to hear from people who have been enjoying The Two Empires already, and they've been readers of all ages. A lot of you others have said you're waiting for it to come out in paperback, so now you've got no excuse!

With The Two Empires properly released, I can focus on Book 2. The first draft is more than half done now, and coming along very well in the last month. It's shaping up very nicely, but I'm going to wait a bit before saying any more or announcing the title!

Thanks everyone for all the encouragement over the years. Four years ago the idea of actually printing a book was just a silly dream, but now it's actually happened. So the only thing left to say is: please buy my book!

New Year, New Version

I'm still here, don't worry... And I've got some good news for you: thanks to my star copyeditors, who have spotted a few more typos that slipped the net, The Two Empires is now in version 1.3. If you've bought it from Amazon, make sure you've switched on automatic updates on the Manage Your Kindle page. Unfortunately I don't think it will update already-purchased versions right away, but it should happen soon.

More good news: this means that The Two Empires is now ready for print. I've submitted the new version, and a proof paperback should be on its way out to me shortly.  Exciting times!

And finally, my article about Finland seems to have gone down well. I've had a lot of good feedback about it and in fact Visit Finland decided to link to it today on Twitter. Yes, really.

I'm going to be doing some more posts like that in the future, longer reads, not necessarily just about my book, because (for those of you who haven't noticed yet) I like writing, and it makes for an interesting change. I've got a few ideas in mind, and plenty more to say about Finland, but if there are any topics you'd like to suggest then feel free to let me know via your communication platform of choice.

Why I Love Finland

Since you're probably all bored with me talking about my new book all the time, I thought I'd try something different today and try to explain why it is that I'm always going on about Finland these days.

It all started in January this year, which feels like an awfully long time ago now. I've got some friends living in Jyväskylä, a town in central Finland, and so I decided to pay them a visit.  The only advice I received was "bring plenty of warm clothes", which turned out to be very good advice indeed.

Finland in January is cold. Very cold. -27 degrees Celsius when I stepped off the plane in fact, cold enough to freeze the inside of your nose. Cold enough that you didn't need to use the huge bridge that crosses Jyväskylä's lake, since it was frozen thick enough to walk across. Or ski across, if you prefer.

Yes, I'm standing in the middle of a lake right now

Yes, I'm standing in the middle of a lake right now

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So yes, wrap up warm if you visit in winter. But I was never at all cold inside; the Finns seem to understand heating and insulation far better than we do in Britain.

I spent my first visit getting to know Jyväskylä.  It's a nice town, with a good university and lots of buildings designed by the Finnish architect and designer Alvar Aalto.

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One thing you realise very quickly in Finland (as an English-speaker, at least) is how alien the language is. Whereas anyone with English and a smattering of French or German can often figure out the gist of most written languages throughout Europe, that won't get you very far with Finnish.  It's a Uralic language, along with Hungarian and Estonian, and so it comes from a completely different root from the Indo-European languages we know and love.

That means that not only is the vocabulary completely unlike anything in English, the grammar is very different too, relying a lot on different cases with different word endings. I've been trying to teach myself, and I've managed to pick up a lot of the basics, but there's an awfully long way to go. Still, it's a nice challenge to learn something so very different.

One other thing I picked up on my first visit was a love of Finnish vodka, and Koskenkorva in particular. I've drunk plenty of Russian vodka before (or at least, the sort that's sold in the UK - I'd be very happy to learn this isn't typical of what the Russians actually drink) but it's a drink with a clear purpose, and that purpose isn't to provide a great flavour. Koskenkorva, on the other hand, tastes absolutely delicious straight, particularly when drunk straight out from the freezer.

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Even aside from Koskenkorva, the range of drinks on offer in Finland is quite diverse. Who needs Jaegerbombs when you've got fish shots, pine shots, mint shots and salmiakki shots? The latter is made from salmiakki, a kind of salted liquorice which is perhaps an acquired taste, but the Finns love it and by the time I left so did I.

By the way, if you think Finnish beer is a bit flavourless, take it in the sauna to properly appreciate it.

Not all mine, I promise

Not all mine, I promise

My second visit to Finland came in July, by which point it was a completely different country. Instead of the freezing cold of winter, the climate was now much more like a decent English summer. Instead of short days, now there are just a few hours of twilight before the sun rises once again.

This was taken about 3am. In another hour it would be as bright as noon.

This was taken about 3am. In another hour it would be as bright as noon.

Jyväskylä in the summer - contrast with the same shot above

Jyväskylä in the summer - contrast with the same shot above

This time I had some other friends with me, and so we hired a car and went on a bit of a road trip from Jyväskylä up to Nilsiä and down to Helsinki. Driving between towns in Finland, you come to realise just how sparsely populated it is. Just five and a half million people live there - the rest is trees.

Lots of trees

Lots of trees

As you might expect, this makes for some rather beautiful landscapes. The picture at the top of this webpage (and on the front of my book) was taken at Koli national park, from where you can look out as far as Russia. There's also a lot of wildlife, although unfortunately (or perhaps not) I still haven't seen a bear.

July, like every other time in Finland, is the perfect time for a sauna. It's a massive part of Finnish culture, and there are supposedly two million saunas in the county (for five and a half million people, remember). You probably won't believe me until you've tried it, but there are few things more fun than jumping from a scorching sauna into a freezing lake.

Lighting the sauna

Lighting the sauna

The stereotypical Finnish sauna is located at the kesämökki (summer cabin), a little wooden cabin on the side of a lake.

The sauna

The sauna

The lake

The lake

My third visit to Finland this year came in December. It seems that it's been quite a mild winter so far, and I'd been told that all the snow had been washed away. Despite this there was still more snow than you're ever likely to see in England.

There was one thing in particular I wanted to try this time: skiing. Not downhill, since Finland isn't particularly mountainous, but cross-country. I'd never done any kind of skiing before, so I didn't quite know what to expect, but I went to a winter sport park with one of my friends (who had at least skied once more than me) and rented some skis.

Unfortunately, so early in the year there was only a single course open, and with hindsight it probably wasn't the best one for beginners, particularly those without any instruction. My skiing proved to be mostly falling down hills and trying to work out how to regain my feet while on a slope. The end result was a lot of bruises, but I'm looking forward to trying again in the future. I can only get better, right?

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So, that's my experience of Finland so far. Aside from the above, it's also extremely clean and has awesome trains. The people can be shy, or rather quiet, but also very friendly. It's the only country I know of to have defeated both Nazi Germany and the USSR in the Second World War. It has the world's best schools and I've seen no signs of poverty. It's home to the one and only Father Christmas (known locally as Joulupukki). It has the highest ratio of metal bands to people of any country (as well as some great music from other genres, too), and drinks more coffee than anyone else either.

So that's why I love Finland. Why don't you visit it yourself someday?

UPDATE: If you enjoyed this post, you might be interested in my other articles about Finland. Take a look!

 

My first press coverage!

I hope everyone's had a marvellous Christmas - I certainly have.

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One particularly exciting Christmas surprise was spotting this little article in my local newspaper, announcing The Two Empires to the people of Bury St Edmunds and its surroundings. Not sure yet how many of those people will be interested, but it's certainly good publicity, especially considering it only required a simple press release on my part.

Also very nice to discover was this new review on Amazon.co.uk. A big thank you to Mr Tomlinson! So far that makes 2 reviews, both 5 star and complimentary, which is very encouraging.

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And finally, I shall be able to drum up publicity wherever I go thanks to this fantastic T-shirt my parents gave me for Christmas. I fully intend to wear it whenever possible. (Yes, I've noticed the web address is misprinted, but that can be fixed and it's still fantastic in spite of it.)

So enjoy your turkey sandwiches/festive leftovers of choice, and if you fancy sitting down to read something while you digest...well, you can probably guess the rest.

Now on iTunes

Following the launch on Kobo a few days ago, it appears iTunes has finally got its act together and approved The Two Empires, so you've now got another option as to where to purchase it.

A happy consequence of this is that Amazon have dropped the Kindle Store price to £3.99, which is what I always intended. Unfortunately their ineffable way of calculating VAT had previously thwarted me.

It's still brilliant to hear from those of you who are reading The Two Empires. I hope you all continue to enjoy it!

I'm going to be out of the country for the next few days, since I'm visiting friends in Finland, my current favourite country. If anyone was curious, the photo at the head of this page (and on the cover of The Two Empires, in case you hadn't noticed) was taken at Koli National Park in Finland this summer. It's one of the most impressive views I've seen; apparently you can actually see all the way to Russia on the horizon.

The First Week

So The Two Empires is officially one week old.

I'm absolutely delighted with the response so far. I've had seven sales on Amazon (and I don't think my Mum has bought any!), plus a very nice review. I've also launched the book on Kobo and if the report can be believed I've sold a copy to someone in Thailand.

Traffic to the website has also been very good, so I hope that people have been downloading the sample chapters to read. I've certainly had a lot of people telling me that they're reading them, which is great, and telling me that they're enjoying them, which is amazing.

I'm currently working on the paperback version, which of course requires a full wrap-around cover design, and so I'm back to tearing my hair out in GIMP, an open-source graphics program for Mac. That's one of the things about self-publishing: you're not just the author, but also the graphic designer, chief marketer, sales manager, social media guru, accountant and IT support. And I quite like that.

As always, if you know anyone that might be interested in The Two Empires, please let them know. Also, if you or anyone you know are into reviewing books, let me know and I'll more than happily provide a copy. And if there's anything in particular you'd like me to write about here, whether about the book or about the publishing process, let me know by email or in the comments.

Publication!

Well, it's 1 December in Moscow now, so I might as well do this...

I am extremely happy to announce that The Two Empires is now available to purchase from the Kindle Store! You can't believe how surreal it is to see my own name and work listed on Amazon. The Apple iBookstore is lagging behind, but it should become available in the next few hours.

It's a really great moment for me, and thanks are due to everyone who has helped me get to this point. You all know who you are.

If you'd like to purchase the book, or if you haven't yet downloaded the free sample, follow the links here.

Once you've read it, I would really love it if you could tell your friends or write a review. You can leave a review on the Amazon page, of course, or on the iBookstore once that gets up and running. There's also a Goodreads page.

There's still plenty to do on the marketing side, but it feels really good to have finally got this book out into the public. I can get back into reading more, and into proper writing again (oh yes, I'm nearly half way through Book Two - but that's another story). But right now I'm going to go for a run.

The Final Hours

At long last, I can finally report that The Two Empires has been submitted to the Kindle Store and iBookstore, and is currently awaiting approval in advance of tomorrow's launch.

The Kindle Store was actually remarkably straightforward.  The iBookstore, however, proved less so, when the iTunes Producer software you are required to use threw up dozens of unintelligible error messages at the point it was supposed to be uploading to iTunes.  To cut a long and extremely profanity-strewn story short, the solution turned out to be removing the space from the file name of the original manuscript, rebuilding the ebook and then running it through a command-line java tool helpfully provided by another author's blog (serious thanks to Karl Pfeiffer and his friend for making it available!).

Now it's a waiting game. Rest assured that I'll let you know once the ebook is actually on sale, which should hopefully be the early hours of tomorrow if Amazon's estimates are correct.

Bonus: I've updated the sample chapters to Edition 1.2, which is the same as what will be going on sale and fixes a few typos that have come to light since I put the samples up originally.  You'd think that between the dozen or so times I've read the manuscript, and all the other people who have read it, all of the errors would have been spotted.  You'd be wrong. Rest assured that if any more do emerge, you'll be able to update your purchased versions to the latest edition.

Watch this space!

Almost there...

Just a brief update for anyone who may be following this.  I've just got back from London, where I've been on a course in the City since Thursday.  While there I also got to see The National perform at Alexandra Palace, which was amazing.

 

The view from my Travelodge

Much like the City of Dianthus, the City of London is a blend of the old and the modern, and in places smells strongly of sewage.

Before that I had managed to get the book uploaded to Amazon, and eventually uploaded to Amazon in a format I'm happy with.  There are a few more details to sort out with the listing, and since I'm going to be in Berlin from Thursday until next Monday it probably won't be finalised until I get back.  Still, everything is looking good for a 1 December release.

It's been amazing to hear from people reading the sample of The Two Empires I released last week.  If you haven't already, please let me know what you think.  I'd also be hugely grateful to anyone who suggests it to other people that might be interested, since it's only by word of mouth that I'm going to be able to reach new readers.

Nothing else to add at this point, other than a gentle reminder that if you like what you've read so far you can always 'like' The Two Empires on Facebook.  But don't feel like you have to.

Ready for launch!

Exciting news - I have now completed my final edit of the book, and have put it together into an actual ebook! It's a strange feeling to actually be able to leaf through it on my iPad now.

There are a few more logistical things I need to sort out before it can go on sale, and I'm going to be ridiculously busy for the next few weeks as it is, and so I've decided on 1 December as the launch date.  As of then you'll be able to purchase The Two Empires  on the Kindle Store, and hopefully the iBookstore if I can get that figured out in time. I'm also looking at other digital stores, so watch this space. 

In the meantime, I'm very pleased to announce that the first ten chapters are now available to download.  I've made it available in different formats to suit different types of e-reader, but if you have any problems please let me know and hopefully I'll be able to sort you out.

The ebooks were created using Calibre, which is a piece of free software I can't recommend highly enough. Aside from creating ebooks, it's the very best way for managing an ebook library. If you've got any interest in reading ebooks then you should definitely be using it. 

Self-Publishing

I'd like to say a few words about self-publishing, based on my own experience so far, since it's something that is simultaneously remarkably easy and surprisingly complicated.

It's obviously a whole lot easier than it would have been just a few years ago, now that ebooks are something that a large proportion of the potential audience for your work is reading on a regular basis. The Kindle store and its equivalents allow you to turn your manuscript into something that is available instantly to readers around the world.  There are no upfront costs for printing books, and all the logistics are handled by the online store. Certainly as far as the Kindle store is concerned, publishing is in principle as easy as uploading your manuscript and cover art, typing in the basic details and choosing a price, and I'd be surprised if any of the other major stores are any different.

I say 'in principle' because of the one element of the process so far that has been surprisingly complicated: the tax requirements. The issue is that Amazon is apparently required by the US to withhold a percentage of all royalty payments on the basis that they might be subject to US income tax. I'm a UK citizen and resident, and so I pay income tax in the UK. Fortunately there's a double taxation treaty that means I don't have to pay it in the US as well, but unfortunately it isn't quite so simple as checking a box on the Kindle store.

Amazon does a good job of helping with at least part of the process, but the first step is to obtain a US Taxpayer Identification Number, and for that you're on your own.  I know that there's a lot of conflicting information out on the Internet, both from various blogs and from the IRS themselves, but this is my experience anyway.

You can apply for either an Individual Taxpayer Identification Number or an Employer's Identification Number, but I chose the ITIN since I'm an individual and don't employ anyone. You need to complete Form W7 (available here). The official instructions for the Form are not amazingly helpful, but there are a variety of guides available on the web.  You also need to send off confirmation from your publisher that you will be receiving royalties, but helpfully Amazon produces a standard letter for your to fill out and print.

The most confusing part is the identification requirement. Now, you can send off your original passport if you want, but since it takes about eight weeks for  them to reply (you have to post the form to Texas) I'd imagine most people don't want to do that. Instead you can send a copy of your passport, but not just any copy: it needs to be properly certified. I've heard it said elsewhere that you need to bring it into your local US embassy to be copied and signed, but when I looked there weren't any appointments at the embassy available.

Fortunately that's not actually necessary. The rules say that you can have the copy approved by the agency that issued your passport. Well, the UK Passport Office won't do that, but it turns out that there is a UK Legalisation Office whose function turns out to be much less interesting that the name would suggest. What you need to do is get a solicitor to copy the passport and certify it in accordance with the Legalisation Office's rules (which is much easier if you happen to work with a bunch of them like I do). Then, you pay the £30 fee on the Legalisation Office's website, fill out their form and send the form, receipt and copy passport off to them.  After a while it returns to you with a little bit of paper glued to the back, which is apparently what is required for it to be recognised abroad.

Once you've got that you can send everything off to the IRS, and at that point it just becomes a matter of waiting.  I've read about other people who have had their application rejected several times for errors on the form, but when I finally heard back from the IRS it was to confirm that my ITIN had been issued.

After that, all you need to do is answer a series of questions on the Kindle Direct Publishing site, which automatically fills out your form W8 and (mercifully) sends it off to the IRS electronically. Then, more waiting.

Still, it's really not that difficult, and the end result is well worth the hassle. If you're confused about anything just ask me - I might not know the answer but I can certainly make something up.